For over four years, CarolinaSucks.com has received thousands of e-mails from irate Carolina fans. Most simply say, "You suck" or "UNC is #1". But some are downright comical. We've put together a selection of the best along with our comments and/or reply.

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Subject: THATS DONKEY SH@T

From: saleenxxxxx23@yahoo.com Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 15:59:11 -0500

First off lets start by me saying I think you guys suck big donkey dick when your writing some of this shit you couldn’t even call journalism in Iraq. So what would you consider a big rival, some stupid ass Big East game or let me guess some dumb ass Big Ten or Gay 12. I mean come on tell me two schools that have put more NBA players out that last than UNC or Duke. And don’t make me start on all my boys that have come out of UNC, JORDAN, BIG Vince, Jamison, Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I’ll stop there but just to let you know you don’t have to watch that game if you don’t want to but you know you will end up watching it because your so obsessed with Carolina Basketball. Thank you very much for letting me vent since this is the first time I have seen your web site. I would like to hear from you about what you think is a real rivalry and who your favorite team is. hear from you soon.

Subject: yall suck

From: themillersxxxx@earthlink.net Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 16:44:00 -0500

yall suck yall stupid carolina is the best of all time its obvious yall are some sorry duke or nc state fans and dont have any idea of what your talking about...check out the stats carolina basketball has done won more games than state or duke will ever win

Subject: fuck you

From: "brady_kooxxxxxl_22@hotmail.com Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:18:46 -0600

All of you that made this web site need to rot in hell because unc is the best and most put together team ever and they have the most talent the nation has ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!! After the NCAA tournament when they WIN IT i am goin to write you another email and shove it in your fuckin faces.

Subject: who made you GOD

From: "RICHARD BURGER" xxxxxxxx@msn.com Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 21:59:41 -0500

I am sure that if you put every school through this kind of scrutiny and magnified everything that went on for the last 100 years you would have the same result as you do on your totally worthless aste of time website, (must be nice to not need a job and have this 24 hours a day to worry about UNC) I was just looking for a win loss schedult from the 1982 season when yes Carolina did have a National title where they had 2 losses that season One to Wake Forest and one to another team that i cant recall. So if you wake up before noon today maybe you can let me know since you are more obsessed with my favorite college basketball than I hope I ever will be , I have a family they might not understand why i am worried about a guy being arrested or making a mistake in his life before he was 20 years old imgaine that.. give me your drivers liscense number and I can make a website about you that equals one life in Carolina history........ probably not though since you've lived with your mom your whole life or alone with your 97 cats ....either why you are a loser with a loser website that just lets you feel better about thereselves and I am happy you have this outlet for yourself...just don't believe anybody cares ok . Go take your prozac

From: "Ebner" aebner2002@cablexxxx.net Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:58:30 -0600

Just wondering..but do you guys live at home in your parents basement?

OUR REPLY - From: carolinasucks Sent: Friday, January 28, 2005 9:39 AM

To: Ebner Subject: Re: I was going to ask you the same question. Then I realized singlewides don't have basements. -------

EBNER'S RESPONSE - From: "Ebner" Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 21:22:12 -0600

Actually, there are no singlewides at Camp Pendleton ass... So, why do you focus all your time on hating on North Carolina? Seriously, I just want to know. It is because they beat your team probably every year? I love your poll on your website too...How many games will North Carolina win. Even the haters are saying over 20...That's humorous. That backfired on you didn't it?

Subject: shut and blow me

From: james.m.chavis@usmc.xxx Date: Tue, 8 Mar 2005 10:53:59 -0800

ha ha ha bitches unc beat duke on sunday and for the season they have more than 20 wins and how about updating your site man cause i am laughing at you guys for having old shit up there you guys seriously need to get a life. and like i said unc got there 20 or more wins after you guys predicted they would not hmmmmmmm you guys need to eat your own words

PFC Chavis is a regular emailer and has given us permission to post his email address. Here's an old email from 2002:

Subject: whatever Date: Tue, 8 Oct 2002 19:52:14 -1000 From: PFC J Shavis pfcjshavis@usa.com

All I goota say to you dumb fools is this tell me how many football games that the duke football team has won in the past three years then tell me how many losses they have and all the bull shit you talk about durant and his redzone ints well at least he can get his team down into the redzone . Oh yeah some more shit I have to say is this name me how many td`s the duke qb`s have thrown in the last three years then tell me how many Int`s they have thrown, are those dumb ass qb`s color blind I mean you give me a good enough reason why they are always throwing the ball to the other team and Oh yeah the next time duke ever gets a player better than the name of Michael Jordan and did some of the same stuff he did send me an e-mail with his name and if you think it is grant hill you are a fucking idiot. Last thing I gotta say is why do you think all the duke fans go to hell, for two reasons one because they worship the devil and two because god`s favorite color is CAROLINA BLUE BABY what do you got to say now you little fucking pussys D-DUMB U-UNEDUCATED K-KLUTZY E-EGGHEADS that is what duke means you fucking punks

We've actually grown to like PFC Chavis. He's a gamer. EMAIL HIM!

Subject: Oh shed another tear for me Puke Puke Devils

From: HighVoltagexxx@aol.com Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:12:43 EST

Oh, shed another tear for me Cameron Idiots, yes, Puke beat Carolina by 1 point, and Carolina beat Puke by 2, so if you Puke idiots are capable of figuring it out, that put Carolina up by a point in the regular season. Carolina also finished atop the ACC standings. Yes, you can point out that you won the ACC championship, but, that means nothing when your sitting at the house watching Carolina play in the Final 4. Besides, the team you played in the ACC championship game went to the house before you. Puke has had a good run over the past 5 years, from what I can figure Puke has about 25 years more to catch up. The day Puke has a overall winning record against the TarHeels, is the day I give them credit for accomplishing anything. All I can say in closing, because even acknowledging a Puke cry babies insults, has been a true waste of my time, that all Puke fans better get use to what there seeing this year. Advice, get the Puke team practicing now, for what it's worth.