Who's the top ranked men's player from the US? Hint: He's #10 in the world.

Without looking I'd say Mardy Fish. Might be Isner.

And you know without looking his name is spelled Mardy, not Marty?
I've honestly never heard of him.

I know the top USA golfer is named Bubba Watson, lol.

Of course you do, because golf is 1000x more interesting.

I actually follow tennis decently, so yeah I knew who he was. He and Isner beat out Federer and the Swiss in the Davis Cup back in February. Then beat the French, haha. He had a decent run at the US Open last year too, but he's hurt now which is why i wasn't sure if he'd dropped out of the top ten or not yet since he's missed basically the entire clay court swing.

Wait - there's MEN'S tennis?

Eh, Ladies' tennis has actually kind of been lacking lookers for a little while now. I mean Wozniacki, Sharapova, etc are great but there's not much after them.

MARIA KIRILENKO

She looks too much like Tonya Harding for me.

Fair enough.