Hmm, a few months ago I thought the devils would be lucky to crack the top 25 but things are shaping up nicely. I believe this river-less team will be better than last season.

Coach k will make them flop

That's why they play the games.

Roy would make them all take bogus classes in a bogus curriculum designed for the sole purpose of keepin' affleetz wif bogus academic credentials eligible. Oh........and THEN he'd make them flop. unx. will. never. live. down. the. shame. of. this. scandal. ever. Wanna talk recruiting? Fine. unx cheats. How 'bout the upcoming season? Cool. unx cheats. Conference expansion? Sure. unx cheats. The price of eggs? Ok. unx cheats.

You forgot making your mom work two jobs for your Coke addiction. Cheating your poor mother.

really? which players? roy made none of them take those courses. we saw only 3% of the population of classes had basketball students enrolled. 23 classes over 4 years.




the department chair was a duke law grad lmao. dook cheats, amirite?



btw, report found that athletes were not given preferential treatment. most of those 'classes' were independent study -- no teacher needed.


talk facts, bro. facts, bro. bro.

Was a syllabus needed?

Then he'd throw them under the bus



:sniff sniff: w-W-W-We d-d-d-d-d-don't c-c-c-c-cheat! t-T-T-They were r-r-r-rouges I tell you! they w-w-w-were r-r-r-rouges!":sniff sniff:



UNIVERSITY OF ACADEMIC FRAUD The posse is coming, boy