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he could always "teach" a class at unc-ch.
































Seriously though, I don't see how you blow through that much money. It boggles the mind.

I heard once that if you are a female alcoholic the bottom is when you neglect your family. For males it's neglecting your job.

There must be a mechanism in these people's brains that clicks when they start receiving huge paychecks. (Athletes I'm looking at you). "Oh, I made $182,000 last week, I will always make $182,000".

And it's not like they don't get shit tons of free stuff along the way. Hell, unc athletes got cars and they're not even pro. (well sorta). Multiply that by 1000 for the pros. Comped everything, free cars for a 30 second ad, it boggles the mind.

Let me be a "financial planner" for these clowns. Here, piece of advice # 1

- Wear a condom