As an exercise in mental imagery, now that we've seen a patricide " lobes letter ", what would a similar musing from one RASHEED WALLACE looks like ?

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Curious

Yo Yo Yo,

I dun showeted u a copy ob my lobes letter. Da Orcale dun gots mo impotent tings to do like:

1) discoberin tha secerts ob creamed cheese

2) ciferin da true meanin behind tha "tired" hand signal Dean, I mean Coach, Smif deviseted.

3) determin' tha location ob tha old Rip Van Winkle sign from what now be tha Regal Inn on US 1 Souf near Tramway.

4) settin tha entrance fee fo tha Blackankle ATV racetrack.

5) writin' tha follow up to tha Lumbee classic, Strike at the Wind, which I udnerstands will be titled, Pintos, Pickled Eggs and Coors Light: Lighting the Wind.

6) publishin The Crazy Tar Heal Fact book, Mandarin edition.

Now scoots, dis brotha bout to roll on up outta hera an do tha cannon ball off da Hwy 76 bridge into Lake Burton.

Peace out

Sheed

Oh dear GOD!!! I can't freakin see for laughing so hard!!!

hol' up now, dat berry lowery mofo was mo hard core than ya'll eber been