5) unc- As I sit here writing and watching unc lose to Vandy in the CWS, I wonder which is more pathetic…unc’s overall third seed ( due to a ringer on the selection committee)the disgraceful transgressions of Butcher Boy and the football program, the upcoming news that the Basketball program has been cheating for DECADES ( Oh yes, this news will break) or the overall lack of institutional control. TOSU will be remembered for a rotten FB program, SCAL as a dual threat with FB and basketball as the offending sports. Both schools will pale when compared to unc.unc has long been known throughout the South as the worst program that has not been caught. Thankfully, this status will soon change. Enjoy the fruits of your actions unc, you DESERVE them.

Who the hell is this guy?