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Dread
Deara ORAKLE:

It is a well know FAK dat dean er coach smif stoppeted up all of DA SHEEDS toilets (aka " shitters" ) when he went to reckruit his HARD URBAN ass. I call my shets "dean smith". If my shets stoppeted up my shitter is dat saying da same ting?

Like I libes in a house home I don't pay for? (Right wayne ellington?)
The White Spot
Yo Yo Yo,

U ax des quextions wif suches claritin dat eben a brotha wif a HARD A$$ cood answera dem.

Let me run dis one past da Orcale.

Jolly Jup

Jolly Jip

Orcale ob Blackankle what he sayin be hip?

Orcale: While the history of proxy is of much interest it does not appear to be the case here. Sloppy seconds or tricky thirds is also not in question here since we are, after all, talking about an individual that could explain the special adore he had for well coached players that made excellent grades while at the same time teaching Kevin Madden that there can actually be an end to the game of "catch thy thumb".

It is a well known fact that Dean, I mean COACH, Smith had developed a well stationed like of cheeses from the Alps region of France. The classic Tommie de Savoie was known to be his favorite and while it works well with a number of dishes and also with cheap saltines it has a side effect of impacting the lower colon. This impacting allowed for the legendary log jam which was evident during a recruiting trip to Philadelphia during Dean, I mean COACH, Smith's trip up there in 1993. Known in parts of Philly as the "Festering Fissure", it was clear that something had taken place during a serious impacting period and a rather large amount of fecal matter was deposited into the toilet of one Linda "the arrow maker" Wallace.

The Bristol Stool Scale can be used to determine what type of size jammed up the toilet on that infamous day.

It appeared to be a type 3.

Type 3 stool is described by the following:

Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface

Even I am not for certain as to the actual size of the jammer in question. It is known that a gold plated plunger was sent to the "arrow maker" a few days after the trip. That information tells me that the handle was used to break up the jammer and that effort would mean that something extra ordinary had made its way out of Dean, I mean COACH, Smith's lower intestine.

So unless you are a lying scum bag eating too much Tommie de Savoie cheese fromthe Alpine region of France then I'd say NO.

Take it Sheed.

Jimmy Ja

Jimmy Jo

I kant listen to no mo

Quextion answereted.

Peace out

Sheed
Lee Corso
CLASSIC

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