I heard michael jackson was mostly plastic when he died. So they're going to turn him into legos.
Now 9 year old kids can play with him.
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When Farrah Fawcett died, God gave her one wish. Farrah wished that all the children of the world would be safe.
So God killed michael jackson.
Full Version: michael jackson Jokes...
what do mj and walmart have in common?
the both have little boys' pants half off
the both have little boys' pants half off
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. This morning some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "######ing kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
^^^ 
Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Billy Mays--a bad week to be black, female, or have a beard. Oprah better watch her step.
autopsy reports back on mj
he died from food poisoning
10 year old weiners
he choked to death
they found a little bone in his throat
he died from food poisoning
10 year old weiners
he choked to death
they found a little bone in his throat
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James aged 9 and Tom 11.
MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James aged 9 and Tom 11.
MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
QUOTE(treetop @ Jul 9 2009, 04:36 PM) 
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
I think we have a winner here.
QUOTE(woodswolf @ Jul 2 2009, 02:43 PM)
autopsy reports back on mj
he died from food poisoning
10 year old weiners
he choked to death
they found a little bone in his throat
No he died from eating ten yeaR OLD NUTS.
QUOTE(loweblows @ Jul 30 2009, 07:31 AM)
No he died from eating ten yeaR OLD NUTS.
Brazil nuts?
QUOTE(Lee Corso @ Jul 30 2009, 10:51 AM)
Brazil nuts?
Na i heard he preferred white kids.
Yo Yo Yo,
The jockeys wore black arm bands to show morning at Santa Anita in California the day of the funeral.
The ironic part is that Jackson has ridden more 3 year olds than any of the jockeys.
Peace out
Sheed
The jockeys wore black arm bands to show morning at Santa Anita in California the day of the funeral.
The ironic part is that Jackson has ridden more 3 year olds than any of the jockeys.
Peace out
Sheed
QUOTE(The White Spot @ Aug 6 2009, 10:44 AM)
Yo Yo Yo,
The jockeys wore black arm bands to show morning at Santa Anita in California the day of the funeral.
The ironic part is that Jackson has ridden more 3 year olds than any of the jockeys.
Peace out
Sheed
now that's funny
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