Muslim QB

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only
thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the
colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a
ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan .
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier
with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th
story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.
And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the
great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the
young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my
son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the
greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring
fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to
keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady
pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us
move to Detroit!"

What did they find in that Muslim QB's shoes?


Arab toes.



























Get it?!?!?! Is this thing on?

That joke would be AWESOME if you said "sand nigger toes"



When the Muslim QB left the shower after the game he couldn't understand why the towel boy handed him a hat.


The Muslim QB retired from the NFL following the championship game when he found out the football was made of pigskin.


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