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wopacker1980
Who would have ever thought a hole would have been named head coach of the Tarkatz!

A coach, 3 players, and an owner from xhapel hole!
Now the hole minions have NO excuse for not buying season tickets!

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Back on sideline: M.J. calls on ex-Tar Heel Brown to coach 'Cats
April 29, 2008
CBSSports.com wire reports

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Well-traveled Larry Brown has reached an agreement to return to the NBA as coach of the Charlotte Bobcats, a person familiar with the decision told the Associated Press on Monday.

The person, speaking on condition of anonymity because an official announcement has not been made, said Brown was expected to sign a contract on Tuesday. The Bobcats called an afternoon news conference for what they termed a "major basketball announcement."


Charlotte will be Larry Brown's ninth NBA stop. (Getty Images)
The 67-year-old Hall of Famer will be taking over his ninth NBA team, and it will be his first coaching job since a messy exit from the New York Knicks in 2006. Brown will replace Sam Vincent, fired on Saturday after going 32-50 in his one season.

Reached early Tuesday, Vincent said he wasn't surprised that part-owner Michael Jordan decided to bring in a veteran coach.

"Michael never said that he was hiring Coach Brown. He just said they were going to make some decisions that were in the best interest of the organization," Vincent said. "So I kind of assumed of going in the direction of hiring a veteran coach and someone who was very popular in the community."

Brown's agent, Joe Glass, refused to confirm or deny that his client was headed to Charlotte.

"I have no information on Larry Brown," Glass said early Tuesday.

Brown won the NBA championship with Detroit in 2004 and the NCAA title with Kansas in 1988. He resigned last week as executive vice president of the Philadelphia 76ers, and Glass indicated Brown wanted to return to coaching.

The move means Jordan has turned to a fellow former North Carolina Tar Heel to try to get the fourth-year Bobcats into the playoffs for the first time. Jordan and Brown both played for former North Carolina coach Dean Smith.

Brown, inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2002, is one of five NBA coaches with at least 1,000 victories.

While he has had contentious splits with several teams, he has had success at nearly every job before his poor season with the Knicks in 2005-06.

Terms of Brown's deal in Charlotte were uncertain. But it's likely he will get a much larger salary than Vincent. Having never coached in the NBA before, Vincent made about $1.5 million this season. He has one year left on a two-year contract.

"I wish Coach Brown all the success in the world," Vincent said. "I think he'll have a great group of guys and I wish him nothing but the best."

Vincent entered the job last spring confident, saying he would be "incredibly discouraged and disappointed" if the fourth-year franchise didn't reach the playoffs.

But Vincent struggled to develop a steady rotation and often clashed with players. The Bobcats finished with one fewer victory than in 2006-07 under Bernie Bickerstaff, who moved to a front-office position.

Vincent's firing marked the second time in Jordan's checkered history as an NBA executive that one of his coaches lasted only one season. Leonard Hamilton resigned after going 19-63 with the Washington Wizards in 2000-01.

The Wizards eventually fired Jordan. He bought a minority stake in the Bobcats in 2006 and took over the decision-making from Bickerstaff.

Now Jordan has turned to the veteran Brown to try to give a boost to the struggling Bobcats, who have also struggled to win over fans. The Bobcats ranked 24th out of 30 teams in attendance this season.
SchoolZone
Phil as head assistant and heir apparent to the head job. Yeah, sucks for him!

LMAO @ you morons
wopacker1980
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head assistant


"I may be a Paper Boy but I'm the HEAD paper boy!?!"
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SchoolZone
Hey retard, yeah you. Since when do paper boys sign multi-year contracts at $250,000 per year? blink.gif

And what 3 players are you talking about you idiot? There are only 2. I assume your dumbass is having trouble counting again. laugh.gif
Carlos the Jackal
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wopacker1980
If this shakes out the way the last couple of Larry Brown gigs have then I doubt that they'll be interested in his assistant (even his HEAD assistant).
wopacker1980
I'm sure Larry will bring the "xarolina way" to the Tarkatz!

And what is that way you might ask? As defined by rh00:

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"Sure, Larry Brown is a crook and I'm sure he'll commit many violations at
UNC, but like always, UNC can and will get away with it." rh00 4/2/03
Lee Corso
QUOTE(SchoolZone @ Apr 29 2008, 09:09 AM) *

And what 3 players are you talking about you idiot? There are only 2. I assume your dumbass is having trouble counting again. laugh.gif


Wopack probably forgot that Jordan cut McInnis. That's what you get when you fek the minority owner's best friend's girlfriend. (hint: Oakley).
Ancient ABC
Over/Under

2 Years?

I say 1 1/2 seasons max....

Larry gets bored pretty quickly....
Airborneheel
QUOTE(Ancient ABC @ Apr 29 2008, 08:53 PM) *

Over/Under

2 Years?

I say 1 1/2 seasons max....

Larry gets bored pretty quickly....


It's the NBA. Does it matter?
wopacker1980
That's right McInnis was waived on Feb 28th. I thought they brought him back on a temp contract but they didn't.


BTW what's the "Phil" you're refering to, Pill Ford to be LB's assistant?
Dread
larry doesn't like to play rookies. This does not bode well for a "young team".

FWIW I think the tarcatz can't help but win 5-10 more games next year. Whether that has jack and squat to do with brown remains to be seen.

Here's a question for ya hole fans:

What'll be the greater number: tarcat wins or games ol fatAZZZ suits up for?
Lee Corso
LB may be a good coach, but his TIMING has been excellent. He stepped in to a NO LOSE Pistons job and won a championship by default.
It didn't work at NY when he actually had to help BUILD something.
staugiedoggie
QUOTE(SchoolZone @ Apr 29 2008, 09:45 AM) *

Phil as head assistant and heir apparent to the head job. Yeah, sucks for him!

LMAO @ you morons



i'm assuming you're talking to the bobholes here
Dread
Mike, Chicago: Why are people still hiring Larry Brown? After that crap he pulled in Detroit, and the fact that he openly pines for jobs while they are still filled during the season is just disgusting. Take away all that great knowledge and experience he has, Brown is nothing more than a mercenary, no better than Tim Thomas during a contract year. He'll put the work in for a couple of years, then bolt Charlotte like he's always left his teams.

Bill Simmons: A fantastic question. The short answer would be that the Bobcats have no idea what they're doing, and they've completely antagonized the fans there, so this hiring fits right in. The long answer is that MJ has been Isiah 2.0 running NBA teams, only everyone refuses to acknowledge this, including me.
wopacker1980
QUOTE(staugiedoggie @ Apr 29 2008, 10:59 PM) *

i'm assuming you're talking to the bobholes here


Exactly my point Stag, maybe I named a hole who was gone but failed to mention an extra coing in!LOL!

Give a dumb@$$ enough rope and he'll hang himself!
(which is why he didn't answer)
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