For all of those out there who are wondering just what in the fek this iunatic is trying to say with all of the emoticons, here's a quick reference guide:

# of 's -- descriptor

x 1 -- not really funny, he uses these to help prop up the esteem of his fellow abcer losers when they are getting their asses handed to 'em. He's not much of a cheerleader though, so don't expect too many of these.

x 2: -- he realizes it's probably funny, but more than likely he ain't got a fekkin' clue as to why. So the extra is so his butt-buddies think he got it.

x 3 -- think hysterical laughing and not really knowing why...think Ernest T Bass

x 4 -- think above yet mix in a few farts here and there...

x 5 -- think above, yet continued amusement at smelling his own farts while more out of control laughter ensues

x 6 -- out of control laughter on top of the frenzy above has now accidentally caused him to shit himself...usually a little peeing in the pants begins

Usually after the above, you don't hear from him for awhile seeing as more than likely he's looking for some clean grippies.

-- his wife's been text messaging SZ again

Do you know what this one means?

also,

smilies numbering 4-6 are only used in the extreme circumstance that he, himself has posted something he believes to be so ridiculously absurd that the canned laughter is necessary to add a faux level of understanding to some inside joke thereby lending credibility and acceptance to the obvious lie he has posted..

This childish propaganda while ineffective in its actual implementation by paxie, doubles as and expose of his pathetic need to climb out of an otherwise useless existence and the shameful measures he employs to make himself feel important.

..the post you read next by the paxno is paxnoseed's defensive posturing as his worst nightmare is realized as the tranparency of his commonness becomes evident to him.

I can't wait.

I think I know what it means, but it's kind of disturbing. It looks like that finger is extending out of the knuckle as opposed to bending upwards.

I bet your wife likes it though.

Double action OTF vs. a side opener.

capt bullshit - I'm flattered, seriously flattered that you spend so much time pondering my emotional state as I post to you dipshits on this site... but like I told you before, I don't do lap dances for dudes... not even for $1000 (so stop pm'ing me, OK?)

douchebag ( ) - GREAT attempt (for you) to actually try to say something, and God knows imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... but you got no STYLE, 'tard. Stick to cut-n-pastin' the same question over and over and over... despite the fact that it was addressed over a month ago. THAT'S your forte.

braincancer (you BORING windbag) - Sorry but I couldn't force myself to labor through yet another of your all-talk/no-substance posts. I did notice you can't seem to make up your mind which nickname to label me with - if you can't decide any of 'em are good enough to stick with, everybody knows even YOU don't think they're clever.

(Tip on how to remove the catalytic converter from your Scion lowrider, greasemonkey?)





(that one's gratis, faggots)



But hey, thanks for making me a part of your daily thoughts, pissants. Other than that...




BIG YAWN

he sounds hurt

No, flattered, greasemonkey... can't you read?



HURT is when you refer to me as a worthless piece of stray dog feces, and a turd.


OUCH!!! I may never recover from that one.






















Btw, when are you coming over to rotate my tires?

He's really hurt. Not just speculation anymore. Here ya go buddy...

Here's one for ya



just wait

ben and jerry's makes some damn fine ice creams, even if they are hippie fuccccks

How about we apply Lee's "blow me" as short-hand every time paxno's hot wife works her way into the conversation? It's a lot shorter than "Joey Lauren Adams circa 1997", and has no horrific voice connotations to go with it.