For all of those out there who are wondering just what in the fek this iunatic is trying to say with all of the emoticons, here's a quick reference guide:
# of 's -- descriptor
x 1 -- not really funny, he uses these to help prop up the esteem of his fellow abcer losers when they are getting their asses handed to 'em. He's not much of a cheerleader though, so don't expect too many of these.
x 2: -- he realizes it's probably funny, but more than likely he ain't got a fekkin' clue as to why. So the extra is so his butt-buddies think he got it.
x 3 -- think hysterical laughing and not really knowing why...think Ernest T Bass
x 4 -- think above yet mix in a few farts here and there...
x 5 -- think above, yet continued amusement at smelling his own farts while more out of control laughter ensues
x 6 -- out of control laughter on top of the frenzy above has now accidentally caused him to shit himself...usually a little peeing in the pants begins
Usually after the above, you don't hear from him for awhile seeing as more than likely he's looking for some clean grippies.
-- his wife's been text messaging SZ again