What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton with Anson Dorrance?
A really big sex offender
What's the difference between a toliet and unc's football team
one has a bowl.
What's the only good thing about Chapel Hill?
The highway out
What time is it when a unc fan starts bugging you about 1924, 1957, 1982, 1993, 2005?
Time to get a restraning order
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I've read Family Circus cartoons funnier than that shit..... 
| QUOTE (abcfan27330 @ Jan 16 2006, 02:25 PM) |
| What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton with Anson Dorrance? A really big sex offender What's the difference between a toliet and unc's football team one has a bowl. What's the only good thing about Chapel Hill? The highway out What time is it when a unc fan starts bugging you about 1924, 1957, 1982, 1993, 2005? Time to get a restraning order |
Wow, great jokes man. Welcome!
| QUOTE (treetop @ Jan 16 2006, 04:08 PM) |
| I've read Family Circus cartoons funnier than that shit..... |
That's brutal, ttop.
| QUOTE (treetop @ Jan 16 2006, 04:08 PM) |
| I've read Family Circus cartoons funnier than that shit..... |
gotta love those little "not me" and "ida know" ghosts, guffaw guffaw, chuckle, snort, chuckle, guffaw
This one's pretty funny....
thats funny as hell
Family Circus is the suckiest cartoon in existence, and it gripes my ass that Bill Keene gets paid for a syndicated cartoon that requires about as much thought as I put into blinking my eyes. A few years ago, my brother and I were discussing how crappy they were and how much funnier they'd be with different captions. F'rinstance, I think a much funnier caption might be...
"Shit, mister, you shot it right in my eye!"
Shortly after our discussion, I decided to cut one out of the paper, attach the nastiest caption I could think of ,and mail it to him... and apparently he had decided to do the same, as I received one in the mail from him the next day. From there it snowballed - who could come up with the nastiest, most politically incorrect, etc., caption. What was really scary was when they'd cross in the mail, and the one he'd send me had nearly the verbatim caption as the same one I'd just sent him. I made the mistake of saving them and showing 'em to my buddies on our annual beach/golf trip. They liked them so much that I'm now required to bring a fresh batch every year. BTW, NEVER show them to your wives/hootchies... they don't seem to really find them all that humorous. Chicks, huh? Go figure.
"Shit, mister, you shot it right in my eye!"
Shortly after our discussion, I decided to cut one out of the paper, attach the nastiest caption I could think of ,and mail it to him... and apparently he had decided to do the same, as I received one in the mail from him the next day. From there it snowballed - who could come up with the nastiest, most politically incorrect, etc., caption. What was really scary was when they'd cross in the mail, and the one he'd send me had nearly the verbatim caption as the same one I'd just sent him. I made the mistake of saving them and showing 'em to my buddies on our annual beach/golf trip. They liked them so much that I'm now required to bring a fresh batch every year. BTW, NEVER show them to your wives/hootchies... they don't seem to really find them all that humorous. Chicks, huh? Go figure.
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