johnbunting.com, it's a laugher Options

[clemson037]

have you ever taken the time to actually look at it? it's quite a good laugh.


who is the greatest acc coach in recent history (punting 24%)

8/30/03 - FSU 37, UNC 0: The outcome wasn't quite as good as two years ago, but the Tar Heels are already showing improvement by shutting out the Seminoles in the final quarter. All-American Dexter Reid had seven big tackles and even when Greg Jones ran into him Dex took him down. Darkhorse Heisman candidate Darian Durant looked pretty darn good by throwing for 145 yards and only ONE interception.


9/6/03 - Syracuse 49, UNC 47 3OT: Wow, what a game. The Tar Heels showed why they are one of the best offensive teams in the nation. Again the Heels showed improvement by outscoring the Orangemen 27-14 in the first half. Although Syracuse had 518 yards of total offense (not good), 224 of those yards came on eight plays. Like DE Isaac Mooring said, "If you eliminate those, we have a pretty good defense." Next up is Wisconsin. Prediction: Heels 40 Badgers 20


9/13/03 - Wisconsin 38, UNC 27: Okay all you naysayers. Tell me the Tar Heels didn't show improvement. That's what it's all about, right? Tell me that's right. Did you see CJ Stephens come in and DOMINATE? Rabbit was awesome. Finally he shows that 4.19 speed!! Now we get to whup up on those Wuffies. I can't wait to rub it in! Prediction: Heels 47 Wuffies 30.

9/27/03 - NCSU 47, UNC 34: Hah. Once again you all fail to realize that JB is building a dynasty here! After falling behind 21-3, JB rallied his troops and had a chance to win at the end. He stategically put Matt Baker in as QB and BOOM...UNC was back in the game. UNC was a TD and another onsides kick away from pulling off a win. UNC improved once again with outstanding play by Pollack and Durant. Next week is an easy win in BKS (Beautiful Kenan Stadim) against Virginia who coul BARELY beat Weak Forest. Heels 35 UVA 14


10/03/03 - UVA 38, UNC 13: "We have some small wins each week. I'm going to emphasize the fact that we made special teams an emphasis this year, and we are doing better on it. Those young players are out there playing their fannies off, and I'm excited about that. We are going in the right direction." Those aren't my words! They are JB's words! Listen to him. Nuff said.




wow.


when will coach buntcake lead unc to an ncaa championship?
2004, 2005, 2006, or other


JB almost won the Division III championship at Glassboro State. JB almost won a Super Bowl with the Philadelphia Eagles... Anyone that says that Coach Bunting isn't one of the best college coaches in the nation is only fooling themselves! GO HEELS!

almost!

except... not.



it's funny how on the little ncsu entry the douchebag says, "once again, you all fail to realize that buntcake is building a dynasty here" when no one even said anything.



and what the hell is that i zigga zoomba bullshit?

[Lee Corso]

that is some funny shit

[Carlos the Jackal]

Tell me the Tar Heels didn't show improvement. That's what it's all about, right?

[SchoolZone]

You did a good job on it, Lee.

[treetop]

QUOTE (SchoolZone @ May 28 2004, 10:06 AM)

You did a good job on it, Lee.

I had forgotten all about the site; it is very well done and funny as hell...

[clemson037]

you did it lee?



you have posters, lol

-I saw coach Bunting at CiCi's all-you-can eat on Monday night and I told him, "Coach let's turn this thing around by making ECU the 1st win!"

He said, "Is that the new steak-lover's pizza you have there?"


This post has been edited by clemson037: May 28 2004, 10:17 AM

[piss'n in the well]

aye zigga zoomba!!!

[treetop]

I love those ZIGGA ZOOMBA TARHEEL WARRIORS!!!

[clemson037]

what the hell is zigga zoomba

[treetop]

a unc fight song (not THE fight song)...it goes like this

ah zigga zoomba zoomba zoomba, ah zigga zoomba zoomba zay
ah zigga zoomba zoomba zoomba, ah zigga zoomba zoomba zay
roll 'em down, you tarheel warriors,
roll 'em down, and fight for CAR-O-LI-NA!!

(Repeat as neccesary)

Evidently it's BTB's favorite hole song.....probably b/c it doesn't have any big words in it....

[clemson037]

but that's stupid. it doesn't make any sense.


oh yeah. it's unc.

[Lee Corso]

It's a modification of a Zulu war chant. Since the average Zulu warrior was 5' 5" and 110 lbs, it makes good sense. Think of Jawarski Pollock in a grass skirt.


It's also a campfire song, like Kumbaya

[Trigeminal]

WTF is a Zigga Zoomba Zay?


Even the fight song at UNC is queer.


Maybe they should change it to:

"I sucka dicka dicka dicka, I sucka dicka dicka I'mgay"

This post has been edited by Trigeminal: May 28 2004, 02:46 PM

[treetop]

QUOTE (Trigeminal @ May 28 2004, 02:43 PM)

Maybe they should change it to: "I sucka dicka dicka dicka, I sucka dicka dicka allday"

Funny as hell....

[Trigeminal]

I'll bet SpoogeZone and his buddies at the FAGI house chant this before they race off to park on some BFE street in Crapel Hole to walk 6 miles to Kenan only to discover that you are the only one in your section and become disgusted by the scoreboard and leave at halftime!


GO SUCKA SUCKA WARRIORS!!!

This post has been edited by Trigeminal: May 28 2004, 02:49 PM

[wopacker1980]

Don't discount the fact that punting snaked Itawamba Community College's best recruit!

The kid is 'the great black hope'!

[F A]

Nevermind wopecker, he's just upset Fantasia won American Idol.

[Dread]

My fantasy (one of many) is to appear on American Idol , sing Ballad of the Green Berets , tell Simon to fek off and go on a date with Paula Abdul.

[Trigeminal]

And dont forget bitch slap that faggot Secrest "out".