QUAXSHUNS FOA DA SHEED !, (AKA "Ask a Black Man") Options

[Dread]

Dear Da SHEED:

Since you be the foestest and mose diberse of all obs uncs gradumatates...I has some QUASHUNS:

1) Why do Blacks stand in line for 30 minutes, then hem and haw at the cash register?

1a) Why do Blacks always have THE most complicated orders?

1b) Why do Blacks wait until AFTER they have ordered to even pull out their wallet?

2) Why do Blacks talk so loud in public places?

3) Same with the music.

4) Why is "Black Culture" so appealing to undereducated or uneducated people? (NM, I just answered my own question)

5) Why, despite overwhelming evidence of the positive benefits (not the least of which is income over lifetime), do Blacks AVOID stressing education in the home?

6) Why do so many BRUTHAS be "trifflin'"?

7) Other than dumping Blacks on the east coast (ala The Turner Diaries) is there a solution to the myriad of problems affecting Blacks?

[The White Spot]

Yo Yo Yo,

Alls goodt quextions to helps da unnoing WHITEY dat might encoutner such tings.

Let me covers dem in odor:

1) Because dey be at least one whitey wifin ear shot.

If dey aint nuffin but brothas in line or behind tha bill drawer dey aint nuffin to say or dey'd bullshit an roll on.

Add a white an dis is nuffin mo dan a way to annoy whitey.

Not dat tha brotha really noingly do dis: involuntary action.

1a) Cause we wuz kings an queens once an we sailed Da Nile.



1b) Cause we wuz kings and queens once an we sailed Da Nile it wuz common dat most shit be free!!!

Royalty gots a price an it be free!!!

2) A muthfuckin outlier ob quextion 1.

Culturally speaking, da mo advanceted a culture be the less volume it needith to produce a point. Not so wif us brothas cause VOLUME mean mo dan QUALITY.

U is a RACIST PRICK.

It not dat we be LOUD rather dat WHIETY is so silent.

3) A muthafuckin outlier ob quextion 2.

It not dat we be LOUD but rather whiety be quiet.

Addeted plus be dat some extra VOLUME kan attract POTENTIAL booty calls.

Now let me ax u: if dey wuz a chance sum hoochie wood slap dat rump up again ya if u just barely crosseted tha 120 decible level wouldn't u take da chance?

So u loose ur hearin, so u brings in da police, etc but just tink of da brown sugar dat wood be pourin around ur britches.

4) Unemcumerbereted wif rational discussion of wine spritzer drinking WHITEY, we brothas an sistas is free, black an beautiful.

Dat be natural like a cold a$$ St Ideas (eberyting is MO BETTERA wif St Ideas) pourin down ur throat.

It be tha paf ob least resistence an cold a$$ St Ideas (eberyting is MO BETTERA wif St Ideas) pourin down ur throat always finds da lowest level an da easy paf.

5) Education vs gettin laid

U figure it out WHITEY!!!



6) Gots to be somewhere, doin sumtin eben if it be nuffin.

I mean hell WHITEY, who u tink keeps all dem foldin chair companies in buziness?

7) Problems?

We libes longer dan any blacks in da world. We knockin out white bitches by da bus load, we gots white youfs wantin to be like us, we gots special laws just to help us.

We is feed, fat, happy, beautiful, black an free!!

Now what wuz da quextion again?

Peace out

Sheed

*these responses are intended to provide more insight into the "diversity" we have been told about so long. In a sad way this is the end line of the Marxian "New Man" foretold in the 1920's.

The capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln.

[Dread]

So SHEED: (CFSIEIMBWSI)

Are you saying that Blacks draw attention to themselves to distract from ......

8) Is this why Black cars are "pimped" to the max while they live in near squalor?

9) Does this explain Black women "dressing to the nines", spending THOUSANDS on clothing and JEWRY, while barely supporting three kids?

[The White Spot]

Yo Yo Yo,

All dis is easy yo. It aint 'bout distreactions, it 'bout gittin what u kan git while u kan git it.

8) Da crib aint no matter, da wheelz is what u be scraith up struttin.

An ol' ho gonna want a place to sleep but when all she furst look at be dem 42s.......well..........nuff said.

9) She aint got to support dem kids. Dey gonna tuffin up soon enough so LET A SISTA LIBES.

Fo da white man dey wuz da mothers ob civilzation.

Dey wants rings and bling, dey gits rings and bling.

Peace out

Sheed

[Lee Corso]

I got a muthafekkin quextion. How cum DA SHEED anserers Dread's quextions befo mine???

[Dread]

I got a muthafekkin quextion. How cum DA SHEED anserers Dread's quextions befo mine???

CUz you be whiter than wunderbread.

[The White Spot]

Yo Yo Yo,

What quextions u dun axed Corsoso?

U ax me a quextion I'll answera.

Now I gots a question fo u.

What da price on cocobutter in Winston?

It aint eben hit 90 here yet an I'm gittin ashy.

No Jergens, no Skin so Muthafuckin Soft, an no cocobutter; dis brotha aint goin no where til I git shiny and moist.

Peace out

Sheed