QUAXSHUNS FOA DA SHEED !, (AKA "Ask a Black Man") Options

[Dread]

Dear Da SHEED:

Since you be the foestest and mose diberse of all obs uncs gradumatates...I has some QUASHUNS:

1) Why do Blacks stand in line for 30 minutes, then hem and haw at the cash register?

1a) Why do Blacks always have THE most complicated orders?

1b) Why do Blacks wait until AFTER they have ordered to even pull out their wallet?

2) Why do Blacks talk so loud in public places?

3) Same with the music.

4) Why is "Black Culture" so appealing to undereducated or uneducated people? (NM, I just answered my own question)

5) Why, despite overwhelming evidence of the positive benefits (not the least of which is income over lifetime), do Blacks AVOID stressing education in the home?

6) Why do so many BRUTHAS be "trifflin'"?

7) Other than dumping Blacks on the east coast (ala The Turner Diaries) is there a solution to the myriad of problems affecting Blacks?

[The White Spot]

Yo Yo Yo,

What quextions u dun axed Corsoso?

U ax me a quextion I'll answera.

Now I gots a question fo u.

What da price on cocobutter in Winston?

It aint eben hit 90 here yet an I'm gittin ashy.

No Jergens, no Skin so Muthafuckin Soft, an no cocobutter; dis brotha aint goin no where til I git shiny and moist.

Peace out

Sheed