Here's a little story... Options

[Lee Corso]

Come and listen to a story about a man named John
A poor Sooner coach, he rarely ever won,
Then years later while payin' his recruits,
In come a call from a man name Butch.

Davis that is, dialed Black Santa, he's a Cherokee.

Well the first thing you know ol' John's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said John move away from there
Said carolina is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the truck and moved to NC.

Chapel Hill, that is.
Cheatin' ways, football stars.




Well now its time to say good-bye to John and all his kin.
And they would like to thank the NCAA fer kindly droppin in.
Investigators are comin' back to this locality
To dole a heapin helpin of ol' fashioned humility

Sanctions that is. Set a spell. Take your cleats off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?

[blueduke]

Bob Dylan is jealous