State Trooper.... Options

[Dread]

It's 0200 and the local State Trooper is about to head back to the station for shift change when he sees a car go by doing 66 in a 55. 'What the hell', he thinks and flips on his lights to write his final ticket of the night.

The car speeds up to 70, then 75. By now the Statie is both pissed and confused as everyone knows you can't outrun radar.

The car keeps going, 80, 85, 90. By now a second State car has joined the chase. The car is doing 95 when suddenly without warning the vehicle pulls over and stops.

Both State Troopers get out and approach the car.

As they look inside they see a guy in a business suit with registration, drivers license and proof of insurance in hand.

The first trooper says, "Mister, why did you speed up"? To which the guy replies

"Last week my wife ran off with a state trooper and I figured you was trying to give her back."

[Carlos the Jackal]