carolina wrecks Georgia Tech Options

[Blue Devil Terrorizer]

One week after a minor setback in College Park, carolina returned to its usual dominant form by destroying a talented but inexperienced Georgia Tech team 104-74. Coach Roy Williams did a masterful job of preparing his team this week, returning back to the basics in practice.

Tyler "Van Damme" Hansbrough led all scorers with 28 points and 10 rebounds, breaking Dickie Hemric's record in most made free throws all time in the NCAA. Danny Green chipped in with 23 points. Georgia Tech commitment Derrick Favors could only watch as the Heels punished the Jackets 42-30 in rebounding.

One week after the stumble in College Park, this Tar Heel team is back on track and fans of Duke, Oklahoma and Big East Conference supremacists are terrified to see this team in action. Speaking of Duke, we are now less than a week away from Round 2 in Chapel Hill.

Meanwhile, somewhere on the Duke campus:

-Duke freshman point guard Idiot Williams is receiving massage therapy and "unspecified special attention" from gay lovers Greg Paulus and Jon Scheyer to ease his fear and tension of guarding Ty "Flash" Lawson, the undisputed and the unquestioned fastest point guard in the country.

-Poor Mike Krzyzewski is desperately trying to contact LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Dwyane Wade, Dwight Howard and members of the 2008 Redeem Team because he knows full well his current team may very well be destroyed a second time by this dominant superpower from Chapel Hill. Since NBA coaches won't let Coach K borrow their players for one afternoon, Coach K better be prepared to throw chairs on the sideline and once again tell the media after the game that "we played well, but they're better than us" when the kung-fu smackdown is over with.

TICK TOCK

[strawman]

Hey!!! Look at me!!!

[blueduke]

Tyler "Van Damme" Hansbrough......

Tyler "Van Puss" is more like it

[Dread]

You mean he pretends to be a bad -ass when in reality he isn't? Ok.

[Blue Devil Terrorizer]

The next time Gerald Henderson wants to do something like that, he'd better bring Brian Zoubek and Lance Thomas to back him up because Psycho T will f--k him up so bad he'll be seeing stars and Jesus at the same time.

[blueduke]

The next time Gerald Henderson wants to do something like that, he'd better bring Brian Zoubek and Lance Thomas to back him up because Psycho T will f--k him up so bad he'll be seeing stars and Jesus at the same time.

Yap yap yap. Henderson didn't need them that time did he? What's changed? Tyler is the same wuss he's always been Who would take your Henderson predictions seriously anyway? Aren't you the MORON who said he had no mid range game? Nice call, dork

[loweblows]

Yap yap yap. Henderson didn't need them that time did he? What's changed? Tyler is the same wuss he's always been Who would take your Henderson predictions seriously anyway? Aren't you the MORON who said he had no mid range game? Nice call, dork

Against the heels in the second half he had no game period you dumbass, so go wipe the shit off your face.

[Dread]

tyler is weight-room strong. I doubt he can fight.

[blueduke]

Against the heels in the second half he had no game period you dumbass, so go wipe the shit off your face.

beat it, fag. There's no glory hole here

[loweblows]

beat it, fag. There's no glory hole here

Awww is it hard for the little pussy baby to swallow the truth, i guess so when your used to swallowing a wad.

This post has been edited by loweblows: Mar 2 2009, 12:30 PM

[SchoolZone]

Yap yap yap. Henderson didn't need them that time did he? What's changed? Tyler is the same wuss he's always been Who would take your Henderson predictions seriously anyway? Aren't you the MORON who said he had no mid range game? Nice call, dork

What a tool.

Tyler is a wuss to this retard because Tyler didn't beat the living shit out of HenderTHUG. What a joke.

That would have been the right thing to do, right, you fekkin' idiot.

If bluedork ever came face to face with Tyler, bluedork would cower like a little bitch. Mr Internet Tough Guy!!

[DevilDJ]

That would have been the right thing to do, right, you fekkin' idiot.

Hansregress couldn't do it. You know it,I know it and everybody who doesn't have their head wedged tightly between their smurf-blue colored golfing slacks knows it.

If bluedork ever came face to face with Tyler, bluedork would cower like a little bitch. Mr Internet Tough Guy!!

BS. Hansregress ain't a tough guy. He's proved that time and time again. If he can't impose his size on another player HE cowers and disappears. OTOH,he is quite good at stompin' around bleeding like a stuck-pig...spittin' blood like he's gonna do something. "Hold me back,Dewey. Hold me back!"

[Blue Devil Terrorizer]

Yap yap yap. Henderson didn't need them that time did he? What's changed? Tyler is the same wuss he's always been Who would take your Henderson predictions seriously anyway? Aren't you the MORON who said he had no mid range game? Nice call, dork

And Henderson is the same cowardly bitch he's always been.

[Dread]

Really? Cuz it was nosejob who was quivering and crying not Henderson.

[lebo421]

What has it come to when these dorks are forced to brag about a cheap shot by one of their players that happened two years ago in a losing effort? Times must be pretty tough for moodookies.

[SchoolZone]

Pussies have to throw cheap shots. Anybody can hit someone when that someone is not suspecting it. Tyler shows CLASS and RESTRAINT by not absolutely killing that POS and the dork moodookies around here say he's a pussy.

Meanwhile, these are the same faggots preaching and whining about CLASS and SPORTSMANSHIP. LMAO

[blueduke]

What has it come to when these dorks are forced to brag about a cheap shot by one of their players that happened two years ago in a losing effort? Times must be pretty tough for moodookies.

Thing is is that it wasn't a cheap shot. Hard foul? Yes. However Henderson didn't mean to hurt him and Handjob agreed. You holes won't have none of that though. But since you holes all howl that he did mean to hurt him, Handjob is a wuss for not doing anything about it.

Pussies have to throw cheap shots

Pussies let people half their size get away with busting their face in their own house

[lebo421]

Handjob is a wuss for not doing anything about it.

This from the dork who plays the conservative Christian angle in the politics forum. One would think you'd be applauding Tyler for turning the other cheek.

[blueduke]

This from the dork who plays the conservative Christian angle in the politics forum. One would think you'd be applauding Tyler for turning the other cheek.

You're an idiot. IF Henderson tried to hurt Handjob as you dorks claim, yes he is a wuss. However Handjob sang a different tune than you tools. Would it kill you to admit he may be right? If you insist on sticking to your story then yes your boy is a puss. He's a puss all day every day. Oh btw, David didn't turn the other cheek when he felt he was attacked did he? Apostle Peter didn't either. Just ask the tool who was short an ear. But why would you have a clue about those two?

[FMU]

You're an idiot. IF Henderson tried to hurt Handjob as you dorks claim, yes he is a wuss. However Handjob sang a different tune than you tools. Would it kill you to admit he may be right? If you insist on sticking to your story then yes your boy is a puss. He's a puss all day every day. Oh btw, David didn't turn the other cheek when he felt he was attacked did he? Apostle Peter didn't either. Just ask the tool who was short an ear. But why would you have a clue about those two?

If you came face to face with Tyler, would you piss yourself or just run like a bitch?