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| Dread |
 Jun 27 2009, 07:45 PM
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 I AM A GIGANTIC MORON  Group: Member Posts: 35,120 Joined: 19-April 03 Member No.: 76  |
I heard michael jackson was mostly plastic when he died. So they're going to turn him into legos.
Now 9 year old kids can play with him. **************************************** When Farrah Fawcett died, God gave her one wish. Farrah wished that all the children of the world would be safe. So God killed michael jackson. |
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| staugiedoggie |
Jun 27 2009, 07:52 PM
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what do mj and walmart have in common?
the both have little boys' pants half off |
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Jun 28 2009, 04:49 AM
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I AM A GIGANTIC MORON Group: Member Posts: 35,120 Joined: 19-April 03 Member No.: 76 |
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A: A Michael Jackson slumber party. Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson. Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand. |
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| treetop |
Jun 30 2009, 05:23 PM
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I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. This morning some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "######ing kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
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| Lee Corso |
Jun 30 2009, 05:44 PM
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| Duke101986 |
Jul 2 2009, 10:27 AM
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Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Billy Mays--a bad week to be black, female, or have a beard. Oprah better watch her step.
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Jul 2 2009, 01:43 PM
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autopsy reports back on mj
he died from food poisoning 10 year old weiners he choked to death they found a little bone in his throat |
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Jul 9 2009, 04:36 PM
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What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James aged 9 and Tom 11. MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids. |
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| Lee Corso |
Jul 9 2009, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(treetop @ Jul 9 2009, 04:36 PM)  What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers. I think we have a winner here. |
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| loweblows |
Jul 30 2009, 07:31 AM
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QUOTE(woodswolf @ Jul 2 2009, 02:43 PM) autopsy reports back on mj he died from food poisoning 10 year old weiners he choked to death they found a little bone in his throat No he died from eating ten yeaR OLD NUTS. |
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| Lee Corso |
Jul 30 2009, 09:51 AM
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QUOTE(loweblows @ Jul 30 2009, 07:31 AM) No he died from eating ten yeaR OLD NUTS. Brazil nuts? |
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Jul 30 2009, 11:39 AM
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QUOTE(Lee Corso @ Jul 30 2009, 10:51 AM) Brazil nuts? Na i heard he preferred white kids. |
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| treetop |
Jul 30 2009, 12:27 PM
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Jul 30 2009, 12:51 PM
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| The White Spot |
Aug 6 2009, 09:44 AM
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Yo Yo Yo,
The jockeys wore black arm bands to show morning at Santa Anita in California the day of the funeral. The ironic part is that Jackson has ridden more 3 year olds than any of the jockeys. Peace out Sheed |
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| staugiedoggie |
Aug 12 2009, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE(The White Spot @ Aug 6 2009, 10:44 AM) Yo Yo Yo, The jockeys wore black arm bands to show morning at Santa Anita in California the day of the funeral. The ironic part is that Jackson has ridden more 3 year olds than any of the jockeys. Peace out Sheed now that's funny |
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